Air-born

Hello little birdie. What a cute little thing you are! Why, you are just a baby! What are you doing here in my backyard?

Huh? What? Oh! You are one big creature…

Aww. Did I scare you? Oh you poor little baby! Come here to mummy! You look cold!

No I… Hey! Hey hey HEY! Put me down! Puuut me down! What are yo…

Just look at you, adorable little bird! You are so dirty! Let me clean you up. A little rubbing should do the trick!

I am not dirty! Please put me d… OUCH! Hey that hurts! Stop it, stop rubbing my back! CAN YOU HEAR ME!?

Now, isn’t that better? Oh poor little birdie looks sick. Are you sick?

YOU are making me sick! Now put me down so my real mummy can find me. Okay, why are you raising me higher?

FLLLLLY~ fly to your nest, little cutie pie~! Your mummy must be worried. She will be able to take care of you. Now now, it is not good to run away from home.

Firstly, I can’t run. Birds don’t run. Secondly, I can’t fly, my mummy has not taught me yet. Lastly, please put me… Oh you are lowering me, are you finally putting me down? No, you are not putting me down! No wait! I know what you are doing! ARE YOU TRYING TO TOSS ME INTO THE SKY!? NO! STOP! STOP YOU MAD WOMAN! STOP!

My oh my, just look at how excited you are. You really want to be in the sky, aren’t you? Heeeeere we go~

Oh. My. Go… AAAAAAAAH!

FLY my tiny little cutie! FLY!

Okay, now don’t panic. She tossed me realllly hard and now I am very high up in the air. Means I have more time before I go splat on the ground. Don’t panic. Don’t panic… alright I am panicking. HELLP! MUMMY! HELP! PLEASE HELP!!!

Not working. Imagonnadie! Stillyoung! It is now or never, little birdie! Now or death! I saw how my mummy do it. Can’t be that hard! Okay, spread wings. Balance tail feathers. Baaaalance… Flap. Flap. FLAP! Okay, good. Now left. Right. Left. Right. Left.

{This is how i am feeling. Oh, if you're wondering, the birdie survived.}